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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
