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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
